The Super Power Game

First topic message reminder :

(Bugged Digi about it, said the game is alright)

Time for the super power game, were you get your very own super power that counters the last poster. Pretty self explanatory. The each post should go a little something like this;

Post1: My super power is the ability to fly. D:<
Post2: My super power is the ability to hurl bolts of lightning. I STRIKE YOU DOWN!
Post3: My super power is to be a stretching rubber man. I punch you out and your lightning has no effect on me. :3

And so on and so forth. Please don't purposely try to god-mod in this game and try to purposely completely stump the next poster. Without farther ado;

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I want my super power to be technopathy, the ability to control electronics without touching or operating them.

DO NOT GOD MODE. NEXT TIME ANYONE DOES THAT THE GAME IS LOCKED AND WHOEVER WAS INVOLVED GETS STRIKED FOR SPAM.

I cannot be normal summoned or set. I cannot be special summoned except by sacrificing 178 lawyers anywhere within the area of Tierra del Fuego during the second day of easter.
Still, I did happen to notice this one, and since I am sick and tired of telling people to not do things like that, next time it happens I lock this personally. As I do have that superpower.

i have the power to cut internet from the world non of u can post

Topic locked.
I was thinking of banning both of you, bloo for completely shitting all over what I said about this game, and nour because even though your intentions may not have been bad, you still spammed and fail mini-mod'ed while at it.
Instead both of you get a very specific warning:
Next time you do anything even resembling spamming, either of you, you are getting a ban.

Also 24 hours ban on the chat.