Got any crazy dreams?

I had a dream that was kinda 'rushed'. I was at the (children) park with my brothers (Not my real brothers, I'm talking about Alibaba and Dannanyan. Yay~ Well actually I'm not sure what my relationship with them was, I just knew that I lived with them with my parents so yeah, brothers?). Us aside, the park was devoid of people. I went up to the top of the playhouse there and looked at the view, enjoying the silence. Suddenly, a black cat appeared along with a green parrot. They both had knives. The cat tried to attack me. Before I could yell for help from Alibaba and Dannanyan, they were already trying to fight the cat and parrot inside the playhouse with their own knives. They were skilled, too. That's when I noticed they were secretly assassins and that they kill people daily. As I snapped out of it, I grabbed a knife that fell from the cat and tried to fight it. I stabbed it in the stomach and it fainted. I looked to see what the others were doing and the parrot had been killed.

I was sitting at the slide with the cat in my hand with blood slowly(?) seeping from its stomach with the knife buried inside. Believing I had killed the cat whom I somehow knew was actually a girl that can transform into a cat, I had the cat on my lap. Alibaba and Dannanyan were standing in front of the slide with anxious expressions, two "I-don't-know-what-to-say" kind of expressions.

Suffering awe and depression knowing that I killed a person despite the fact they tried to kill me, I spoke to Alibaba and Dannanyan "Can you believe... even though I..." I cried in my hands, one of which was very gently scratched by the cat. What I was trying to say was something along the lines "Hey, guys... can you believe that even though the fact I was trying to save myself from some strange cat, I'm still really sad right now?" The cat fell off my lap, falling onto the slide, leaving its own little river of blood.

We went home without saying a word to one another. For some reason, one of them took the cat with them. Apparently, the cat is a confused little girl around the age of 10 who believes our family killed her father (So she's an orphan). As I approached her, she showed signs of fear. I told her "I'm not as scary as you think. I'm actually very weak." as I let out my hand. She became my sister. THE END :3

I was working part-time at a beach bar on this island to make a few honest bucks for college. Apparently, I managed to make friends with some of the girls who either stayed or worked there. Two of them were supposed to be the real-life variants of Tomoyo and Kyou from Clannad (yes, they were super-powerful fighters who many feared getting on their bad sides). I never found out what their actual names were, so I'll call them Tomoyo and Kyou.

One day, a group of kids, who were probably high school freshmen, visited the island on a vacation. They would always gawk and point fingers at me because of how a big guy like myself (I'm 6'4" in real life, believe it) would do the stupid tasks I used to do (I was a janitor). I didn't bother in particular, and just shrugged them off. It lasted like that for three days.

On the fourth day, one of them came up to me and begged me for help. Apparently, a bunch of punks pinned him down and threatened him that if he wouldn't pay them the money they asked him, they would mess him up badly. I carried on cleaning the bar table while paying no attention to him, until Tomoyo grabbed my cleaning hand and looked me in the eye. Kyou arrived shortly, and asked me to help him out because this could be serious. How could I say no to two gals who had the grip of iron? Tomoyo could snap my arm, my wrist hurt while I was sleeping.

So we went over there, and as I expected, the thugs just laughed at how the kid sent for girls to help him. We were standing on a small hill when we arrived, and they were at the bottom. When I could take their insult to the girls no more, I jumped off the cliff and stood right in front of the closest of the group. He punched me in the stomach, but I didn't even feel it. It's like I was made of solid steel.

The girls slid down and joined the fight, but most of the thugs ganged up on me. I would toss them left and right, and I eventually snapped one of their guy's necks. I was strong, yes, but not this strong. I would normally take a punch like any other person, and it took me several to knock anybody out. Suddenly, my body transformed into that of a copycat Raiden, from Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance.

I stumbled to my knees and kept telling myself how much of a monster I was (since Raiden doesn't look that pretty in particular). Thankfully, Kyou came and cheered me up, saying that they would find a way to help me get through this. I got back up, but before we would leave, we were approached by a helicopter from a secret government agency. It was lead by my mom.

I was told that I was one out of many enhanced bionic human beings, part of a massive experiment to improve human security. I was taken on a test run with many others I've never met before. Our first assignment? Guard the commander while she was out shopping in Italy. Yeah, real smooth, mom.

Then, for no reason, I blacked out, and found myself in the back of a pickup truck on the highway, with everyone else on my squad. I was told that the floor was covered in an electrified material that is non-hazardous to humans, but bionics would suffer from having their system shut down. I helped wake everyone else, and then we kept on jumping atop cars and whatnot to return to the mall commander (or mom) was at.

Once we were inside the city and off the road, we would jump on buildings to make our way to the mall. I noticed a woodwork shop selling a used copy of Portal 2 for the Xbox 360. Weird. He could have always sold that to Gamestop, but now wasn't the time to worry about that.

I was the first to reach the mall since everyone else was basically slower. I came into the clothes section of a grand shop inside the mall, and before I could set foot inside, commander told me that the floor was still covered in what caused us to shut down in the first place, so I would jump on the stalls like how a kid would, guarding my commander from afar. Mom looked back at me with a wide smile on her face? Was she enjoying me while I suffered? Was she glad that I finally made the team? Or was this all just a huge exercise for us all?

I woke up afterwards.

I had a dream I was running away from my parents.

I had a dream about the small little board (like the ones at school) in my bedroom was covered with the words "yaoi"

I had a dream I was in my apartment, 8th floor, normally. In the real world, there's two pools of sand near my house. In the dream, it was grass. Someone was shouting my name so I looked out the balcony. About two people were sitting down there, a boy and a girl both around my age. They were asking me for... vesicles? (Kind of sac. I learned this in science class last week e.e). I wasn't sure I heard them well so I used the elevator to get to them. When the elevator reached ground level, the boy was there with his heart in his hand. Wat. My Arabic teacher was there too. Wat.

Oh, then guess what? Not sure if this is another dream or a continuation for the first one, but Eren was there! You know, Shingeki no Kyojin? Attack on Titan? =D Yeah, he had his heart ripped out too! Kids these days, what is it with you and your hearts? Though, he still lived...

Free! came in! I was watching people swim when one of them drowned. They seemed awfully familiar. Yep, they were from Swimbros. The one who drowned was Makoto. Somehow, just freaking somehow, the other guys came in and ripped his heart out as "surgery"


I kinda remembered this dream a few minutes after I woke up, it wasn't pleasant seeing organs being ripped out if you know me. :s