Ruin a Wish game.

First topic message reminder :

I found this game on another forum and found it really very interesting lets start it here hope everyone will enjoy it

Make a wish, and let the next poster give you some bizarre result based upon your wish, and then they post a wish.

Example: I wish I had a million dollars. Reply: "You get one million dollars and arrested by the police for mysteriously robbing a bank.".


I'll start.
I wish I could fly.

You become a clown. I'm afraid of clowns. I kill you because you're a clown.

I wish for a box of chocolates.

Wish granted. You get an empty box of chocolates. -ate them-

I wish I had the ability to run on walls.

wish granted, then you are forced to live in soviet russia >:D get it?

i wish for bricks

Baka wrote:

wish granted, then you are forced to live in soviet russia >:D get it?

In Soviet Russia, bricks run on you...

~

Wish granted, a ton of bricks fall on top of your head and you die.

I wish I was a masochist.

granted, you get beat so bad you're sent to the hospital

i wish my name was yellow

granted. but people with black and yellow names hate you. #racist

i wish i had a PONYCORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

granted but no1 respects you

I wish for nothing

Then you got a thing D:

I wish I could get my arm back.

granted, you lose a leg instead

I wish for money

Whores want to kill you for the money.

I wish for some fried chickens.

granted, but it's only a bucket of fried chicken heads

i wish for a wish to wish for

granted, you wished for nothing

I wish I didnt have to take a bath

You get to take showers.

I wish for a puppy.

Youmean like..THIS?



I wish I could be a professor.

Wish granted ,dude you took that job from killed you after..
I wish my connection speeds up some day soon :/ .

Your team will still be Disconnection.

I wish for a Keyboard.

The keyboard comes covered in 9000 layers of duct tape.

I wish for no more homework. ;~;

Wish granted you have to do two times the work at school ,
i wish for a pat dragon that will not kill me

Sure you can have a pet dragon, it'll just maim you every time you look at it.

I wish for a glass of water.

*Hits Eatos with a Glass of Water*
I wanna get Nazzi followers  .

Your beautiful harem of lolis crucify you for not being an Aryan.

I wish I was smart. ;~;

you are smart now but you cant move at all you bloody paralysts
i was a was a god

Wish granted. You are god of the idiots.

I wish I had wings.

wish granted, you're a pigeon

i wish for tomorrow to come sooner