Hello, my name is Morphing Jar.
I am a Flip Summon star.
Discard your hand,
Drop that shit like sand.
Now draw anew,
I ninja'd your hand like kung-fu.
What am I doing in a Dragon deck?
Bitch, I am like Glen Beck.
Trollin' Karin is my job.
Flipped the bird like no prob.
Trippin' like a child on crack.
Subject to a verbal attack.
I just keep smilin' like a fool.
Amused, keepin' my cool.
Now here just to keep trollin'.
Gotta keep this shit rollin'.
I am a Flip Summon Star.
I'm annoying like Jar-Jar.
Trollin' like a king.
Bitch, this is my ring.
Now drop that hand.
My effect is in demand.
My name is Morphing Jar.
I am a Flip Summon Star.
I just trolled you.
Watchin' you like a monkey at a zoo.
Ah, shit.
Rage Quit?