The Dating Game

Josh gave me the idea, so if things get out of hand, blame it all on him. This is a special forum game which will stay open until we reach Valentine's Day Single Awareness Day.

The point of the game is to post explaining why you would date the above poster. Your reasoning doesn't matter; it can be because of either a positive aspect which you admire, or a negative one which you can abuse. Go nuts.

For instance, I would date Lesbihonest for her astonishing beauty and her charming yet bold character.

(inb4 death wish)

Same forum game rules apply here. No posting until at least two other people have posted after your previous post. Also, you can't explain why you wouldn't date the above user; you can only post why you would.

I'd date you because no one else will.

There. I just ruined the game.

I'd date you because ERMAHGERD jew so smexy~

I'd date you because your human

I'd date you only out of pity.

I'd date you because you care about those that you love a lot

I'd date you for your sense of entertainment?

I'd date you so I could be able to reach you instead of having to lose contact with you every now and then.

I'd date you because you're a really nice and funny person. :3

I'd date you because i'm a pedophile

I'd date you because you have a good recommendation list for anime.

I'd date you so we can freely oogle over fandoms like Ropen Danga a together

I'd date you so i can call you armadillo

Chespin wrote:

I'd date you because you have a good recommendation list for anime.

Pfffft not really

i'd date you because you are enjoyable to have around

I'd date you because you're easy to manipulate. e.e
Kidding. I think we'd get along nicely since you're trying different video-game genres.

I'd date you because you actually play the games I like with me.

I'd date you because Espurr is adorable.

I'd date you because I like cats, and you like fish.

I'd date you because I like neko and you like cats

I'd date you to be able to teach you how grammar works as well as let you know the justice that is lolis.

I'd date you because you're a sweet little loli.

i'd date you because you're tall and have dark skin

I'd date you because you'd teach me how to BALLERiNA.

I'd date you because you'd teach why big boobs are good