World Dueling Joke Shop

First topic message reminder :

Here at World Dueling Academy we all enjoy a good laugh (except Joker). As such, I've been inspired by our nutty staff members to collect a couple of our favorite toys as well as create a few of my own. These "toys" are for sale if the price is right. Use them with care though.
These jokes can only be performed by admins so it might take a while. When purchasing, send the details in a private message to an admin.

Mina's ROWNED
If you shell out 2 JC for everyday (Max 3 days), I'll change somebodies avatar. Just give me the picture you want and I'll force them to wear it with a smile. You know the avatar rules so know I won't break them. PM the pic to me if you like so it's a surprise, but post you're buying it here and that you'll pm me the details. State the JC amount and who it is in the post so they know how long it's going to last.

Fish' Troll Zapper!
Changing a face not good enough for you? For a mere 1 JC per day (Max 7 days) Fish will transform somebody into the 'Forbidden Troll" they never knew they were. This means they will get a custom rank, title, and a pink profile.

Kimo's Artistic Talent.
Ranks, titles, and avatars just not doing it for you. Fair enough. Kimo's got you covered. For 2 JC per day, you can have a signature placed into someone's profile. PM the details for a surprise. You have to give us the tag.

The Joker's Pie Shooter
For 1 JC, give a member a Pie-faced avatar for the laughs. However, they can still wipe it off, so use wisely. Also, it's cheap. Note that you may not be on when it happens if an admin isn't on at the time. Plus, inactive people can't wipe the pie off so it'll last longer for them. I recommend using this when an admin is on to do this right away.

Al-bhed's Tag Mag
If you are willing to pay 2 JC, Al will tag someone's signature. It'll last as long at it takes them to notice it's there. If they are smart or cleaver, it might not last long. This means I will add text to a signature. I suggest black if you want it to last longer. You may PM me for this to be a secret as to whom you're tagging and what it says, with the color info included too.

Kitouski's Genderbender Raygun
For a measly 1 JC, Kitouski will zap a member of your choice with his alien raygun instantly, switching their profile gender. They can change it back at will, but if you PM me the target, they might not notice right away.

Rjuto's Card Swapper
This slight of hand trick will change the favorite card of the person you choose. Just tell me who and what and I'll change it to whatever you wish. However, they can just change it right back once they notice. This will cost 1 JC.

Mina's Nail Polish Remover
My specially-made nail polish remover can eat through anything, especially our joke devices' effects. It'll cost you 4 JC plus the cost of the joke that was used on you however. Keep in mind that the first three jokes are the only ones you can't remove yourself. If the effect has already been in effect for a few days, it'll come at a discount. This will also keep you immune form the first three effects for a week.

Dr. Chuckles' Magical Cologne (OUT OF STOCK)
Dislike the joke shop and all the chaos that it can cause for you and your precious profile? No problem this is a free item that will prevent your profile from ever being affected by the joke shop. However it will lock you out of the joke shop forever. This item emits a horrible scent that only us young kids can smell, and we will refuse to serve you.

DigiDigi's Tomato Syrup
Feel bad about your choice to buy a magical cologne? DigiDigi can brew up some Tomato Syrup to drive away that hideous smell, ridding you of all its effects. Sorry, but you can't have it both ways. It'll cost 4 JC for the hammer to come out though. This will cost you 20 JC if you purchased a magical ward while one of the first three jokes were in effect.

Cologne List
Joker
MJ-R
Zaber
Turles
Rarikou


You can check your Joke Credit status here http://www.worldduelingacademy.com/t3195-achievement-levels-paths

Oh, I didn't get the question last time. We'll do some time wasting on deciding this one of these days on staff chat then, probably after digi gets back.

The JC are removed when you make the order. Rown complete. Btw, the profile link actually isn't of any help, we have to use the admin panel to change someone's avi.

I'll take the cologne.

I have enough hate on the one who changed my name to Furball, I don't want fucking anyone to mess with my profile.

I wish to Fish Troll Zapper J.J. for 2 days. Danks

Done with nour's request. His avi is way better than the one before, I'm not even kidding. Bubbles is my favourite powerpuff girl.

As for ace's, I kinda seem to have lost the troll rank, so it will take a bit longer. We'll find it, no worries, with maybe help from mina or by having fish to do it because it has his name. Or maybe rjuto, he seems like a guy with a connection to the rank. Anyways, there are ways, don't worry.

Give me a rank template and I'll do whatever the hell you want, I just don't promise it'll be as good as the last one was.

Troll me, and I will perform an autopsy on Acefire. Alive.

You... You mean... A biopsy?

A biopsy is removing tissue to test cells. Example, for cancer. I'm not removing a small sample of tissue. I'm removing organs.

Someone had something happen to him on someone's request. Yes, posting like that is legit.

Also, considering all that, that someone is now breaking wda rules. He won't be named for joke reasons, so if a staff member other than me catches that someone, he may get some sort of infraction on the warning records.
"Why?" you ask?
Why not?

Look who finally decided to show up:

All one day rowns.
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Kimo Force

Mau5


Unknown

Cheymcfly

Fish
Supasmash

AliBaba



ALSO I'd like to Pie-Face the following members:
- Scar (Infernal Darkness)
- Lupe
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Current JC: 18 JC
After purchase: 2 JC
Total cost: 16 JC

I would like to purchase Dr. Chuckles' Magical Cologne, because the hell with RJ's Power Abuse.

Type of Joke: Rown
Amount of Days: 2 Days
Target User: AliBaba
Image:
Reason: Thinking I was dead.
Current JC: 18
JC After purchase: 14

Type of Joke: Rown
Amount of Days: 3
Target User: Alibaba
Image:
Current JC: 18
JC After Purchase: 12

Type of Joke: Rown
Amount of Days: 3
Target User: AliBaba
Image:
Current JC: 18
JC After Purchase: 12

Done. Enjoy your new avi, Ali.

i'm taking Dr. Chuckles' Magical Cologne

The Joker's Pie Shooter on final1230

Since Chuckles is gone for now and no staff is willing to open a cologne factory, there wont be any more cologne for you.

From now on, no member is safe.

Rjuto wrote:

Since Chuckles is gone for now and no staff is willing to open a cologne factory, there wont be any more cologne for you.

From now on, no member is safe.

 
Does this nullify the cologne for those who bought it? Or do they still get to keep it?
I mean, I'm just making sure since the list is still there.

Nour Force wrote:

The Joker's Pie Shooter on final1230

Nour Force wrote:

Does this nullify the cologne for those who bought it? Or do they still get to keep it?

Still waiting for the pie shooter to be applied / for an answer to my question.