World Dueling Joke Shop

First topic message reminder :

Here at World Dueling Academy we all enjoy a good laugh (except Joker). As such, I've been inspired by our nutty staff members to collect a couple of our favorite toys as well as create a few of my own. These "toys" are for sale if the price is right. Use them with care though.
These jokes can only be performed by admins so it might take a while. When purchasing, send the details in a private message to an admin.

Mina's ROWNED
If you shell out 2 JC for everyday (Max 3 days), I'll change somebodies avatar. Just give me the picture you want and I'll force them to wear it with a smile. You know the avatar rules so know I won't break them. PM the pic to me if you like so it's a surprise, but post you're buying it here and that you'll pm me the details. State the JC amount and who it is in the post so they know how long it's going to last.

Fish' Troll Zapper!
Changing a face not good enough for you? For a mere 1 JC per day (Max 7 days) Fish will transform somebody into the 'Forbidden Troll" they never knew they were. This means they will get a custom rank, title, and a pink profile.

Kimo's Artistic Talent.
Ranks, titles, and avatars just not doing it for you. Fair enough. Kimo's got you covered. For 2 JC per day, you can have a signature placed into someone's profile. PM the details for a surprise. You have to give us the tag.

The Joker's Pie Shooter
For 1 JC, give a member a Pie-faced avatar for the laughs. However, they can still wipe it off, so use wisely. Also, it's cheap. Note that you may not be on when it happens if an admin isn't on at the time. Plus, inactive people can't wipe the pie off so it'll last longer for them. I recommend using this when an admin is on to do this right away.

Al-bhed's Tag Mag
If you are willing to pay 2 JC, Al will tag someone's signature. It'll last as long at it takes them to notice it's there. If they are smart or cleaver, it might not last long. This means I will add text to a signature. I suggest black if you want it to last longer. You may PM me for this to be a secret as to whom you're tagging and what it says, with the color info included too.

Kitouski's Genderbender Raygun
For a measly 1 JC, Kitouski will zap a member of your choice with his alien raygun instantly, switching their profile gender. They can change it back at will, but if you PM me the target, they might not notice right away.

Rjuto's Card Swapper
This slight of hand trick will change the favorite card of the person you choose. Just tell me who and what and I'll change it to whatever you wish. However, they can just change it right back once they notice. This will cost 1 JC.

Mina's Nail Polish Remover
My specially-made nail polish remover can eat through anything, especially our joke devices' effects. It'll cost you 4 JC plus the cost of the joke that was used on you however. Keep in mind that the first three jokes are the only ones you can't remove yourself. If the effect has already been in effect for a few days, it'll come at a discount. This will also keep you immune form the first three effects for a week.

Dr. Chuckles' Magical Cologne (OUT OF STOCK)
Dislike the joke shop and all the chaos that it can cause for you and your precious profile? No problem this is a free item that will prevent your profile from ever being affected by the joke shop. However it will lock you out of the joke shop forever. This item emits a horrible scent that only us young kids can smell, and we will refuse to serve you.

DigiDigi's Tomato Syrup
Feel bad about your choice to buy a magical cologne? DigiDigi can brew up some Tomato Syrup to drive away that hideous smell, ridding you of all its effects. Sorry, but you can't have it both ways. It'll cost 4 JC for the hammer to come out though. This will cost you 20 JC if you purchased a magical ward while one of the first three jokes were in effect.

Cologne List
Joker
MJ-R
Zaber
Turles
Rarikou


You can check your Joke Credit status here http://www.worldduelingacademy.com/t3195-achievement-levels-paths

Well he wrote that on August 17th, and most bottles of cologne last for a good month, from the 17th of September onwards, all colognes are nullified.
(I mean, they do run out.)

The pie shooter will be applied by somebody else, who knows how to apply the pie shooter.

Oh look, 30 days went by.

Rowning AliBaba for 3 days. Here's the image: https://i.imgur.com/vWm64ez.gif

Gunan Rown Nour for 1 day.
https://i.imgur.com/vWm64ez.gif

Rown Sherlock Holmes for 3 days. https://i.imgur.com/vWm64ez.gif

*Has lots of JC, 18 in total*

Edit: Okay, fine, just 1 day.

i rown JJ with https://i.imgur.com/vWm64ez.gif
for 1 day

I want Kimo's Artistic Talent (obviously, who wouldn't?)
Add this into Alibaba's signature for 1 day.

Code:

[img]http://i.imgur.com/vWm64ez.gif[/img]

Nour Force wrote:

The Joker's Pie Shooter on final1230

Still waiting for this to be applied.

The new request is done.
As for the old request, give me time to find a new pie picture.

hmm i want to rown nour with this for 1 day https://i.imgur.com/Q1nOWp8.gif

I have a question regarding the joke shop. If someone rowns someone who is already being rowned, what happens? Does the previous rown get nullified, the new rown get nullified, or does the new rown apply after the previous rown?

Oh, and out of curiosity, can someone use Fish's Troll Zapper on his or her self?

And have the pie face and Sherlock rown been applied? ^^;

You can't rown someone who is rowned, you can ask for it to be applied after the previous rown is over I guess.

For the second, that was up when you could freely change your title, it wasn't put there under the new system (new... anyways...) which treats titles differently. Since it was brought up, it will probably have to be somehow modified, it will be discussed.

I'll go with piefacing probably never happening. I'll try and apply pending pies.

rowning nour with this for 1 day

Alibaba.
Rown.
Birthday Haruhi.
Until 8/8 falls (One day).
https://i.imgur.com/Q1nOWp8.gif