Bear for adoption

Sigh.. i am putting myself up for adoption. I cant seem to win in this academy, as i am 0-5 or 0-6... When i say adoption i mean like a tutor, or a big brother. I need someone who can advise me and help me get better. By getting better i mean helping me with my deck, ruling, and in-game decisions.

So.. who wants a bear?

*Takes out adoptain forms* HMMMMMMMMMMM






I have adopted the bear. He is mine nao. Nobody else may have him ._.

we will see ace . i want more offers.

My spirirt died ._.
J.J. can have u ._.

Ew. Silly Bear the Nub.

Oh fine. Come under Momma's wings and I'll adopt you.

compulsive cheater wrote:

Oh fine. Come under Momma's wings and I'll adopt you.

Too late. He's already been Knight'd

If I steal you, can I train you in the art of brutal bear-on-human combat?

Fish should have you. Seems to be the most prepared(sorry compulsive cheater)

I'm an avid bear trainer. Dunno if anybody has heard of a certain polar bear killing everything in a certain game.

Hm, I'm sure I have a picture around here somewhere...



Yeah, you'll be ripping faces off in no time.

opda11 wrote:

Fish should have you. Seems to be the most prepared(sorry compulsive cheater)

FYI he's my husband thank you very much good sir. So if Fish has claims to him then

Sorry guys, but he already signed the contract. He is mine.

Unfortunately, bears cannot be knights. Knights are humans.

Bears are not humans.

As such, he is mine now. Mine and compulsive cheater's. Good day to you.

Then all of you do not qualify. Most of you are humans and bear cannot live underwater with Fish. I declare him under my custody for the following reasons:
1. We live on the land
2. We share common foods such as fish
3. He can protect me from putty tat

Bears are notoriously good swimmers, Unknown, and I can walk on land with the use of machines anyway. I can simply reverse-engineer him an underwater living machine. Additionally, I can teach the bear to eat human flesh, meaning in any war he is almost impossible to kill via starvation as he can always simply charge the enemy lines, grab 2 victims and run, gaining tonight's dinner.

Additionally, he can also protect -me- from puddy tat.

As you can see, Fish is trying to corrupt Bear. Believe me when I say that the rest of the animal kingdom has no intention of eating humans, unless it is in self-defense. Fish is trying to force Bear to eat humans when there are other perfect sources of food.

I am teaching him advanced wartime survival.

Fish wrote:

teaching him advanced wartime survival.

What he needs to be taught is proper deck building and the rank 2 way of thinking in a duel. teach him the basics to work his way up. I know just the article I'm sorry bear but you're going to have alot of reading ahead.

http://www.worldduelingacademy.com/t95-deckbuilding-part-1-basic-deckbuilding?highlight=deckbuilding

Bear there you go. and don't put yourself up for adoption, you just need a class. As for me i'm just a fellow student i won't be able to help you like a teacher, but i hope this helps.

Raging, you spoiled the fun. What a party pooper.

RagingDarkness wrote:

rank 2

What is this 'rank' you speak of? There is no 'rank' in WDA. You will be punished for your heracy.

@Fish LOL. When volibear came out i instantly bought him.

I guess i can be adopted by fish/digi? xD

beastlyblackbear wrote:

@Fish LOL. When volibear came out i instantly bought him.

I guess i can be adopted by fish/digi? xD

That is more like it son. Fish! We did it!

that means I got a brother momma digi?

@Vaati.. no. im the pet.