Bear for adoption

First topic message reminder :

Sigh.. i am putting myself up for adoption. I cant seem to win in this academy, as i am 0-5 or 0-6... When i say adoption i mean like a tutor, or a big brother. I need someone who can advise me and help me get better. By getting better i mean helping me with my deck, ruling, and in-game decisions.

So.. who wants a bear?

Okay I'm going to have to teach you how to be the pet around here since I have more experience. Here's the rules:
1. I'm superior to you
2. Rule #1 is true in any, and all cases
3. Rule #2 is true is any, and all cases

And now how to act as the pet:
1. Annoy the following.....everyone.

Here are the rules of WDA

1. Just humour Unknown. His parents are brother and sister.
2. Follow the actual rules.