Ruin a Wish game.

I found this game on another forum and found it really very interesting lets start it here hope everyone will enjoy it

Make a wish, and let the next poster give you some bizarre result based upon your wish, and then they post a wish.

Example: I wish I had a million dollars. Reply: "You get one million dollars and arrested by the police for mysteriously robbing a bank.".


I'll start.
I wish I could fly.

Acefire17 wrote:

I wish I could fly.

then you fall and break your neck.

I wish everyone in the world dies.

You die too. Meaning the wish has no reason to come true; everybody comes back to life again.

Then dies again.

And again.
Paradoxical loop.

Reality's way of fixing it?
You stay dead.


I wish people would stop considering me a nazi... :c

You're not a Nazi. I'm a Nazi. You're a Butt Pirate.

I wish for my pain to go away.

Your pain goes away then you fall down stairs, breaking bones all over.

I wish people would be more active here.

Everyone becomes active, then you pull a Rarikou and delete the academy.


I wish I could go back like to one month ago and change stuff.

You go back one month and change things but in doing so you create a paradox that you are stuck in, where things turn out different for you but much worse then they did before

I wish things turned out bad for me

Things aren't bad, you'll just have women everywhere and money as far as your eyes can see. just no happiness. XD

I wish the answers to the riddles of the universe are never discovered.

Then the quest for knowledge ends the moment your wish is granted and immediately you find yourself in an alternate universe filled with legitimate morons.

I wish for world peace.

Too bad that that's impossible, thanks to religion and idiocy.

I wish people would buy my books.

they'll buy your books, like 10 copies a month at best

I wish I could clean my mind of dirty thoughts

Okay. Your mind is cleaned.
With a bullet.

I wish I had no work today ;-;

you have no work today but you don't have any money

i wish for nothing

You wish for nothing, creating an eternal paradox. The universe becomes nothing, big bang happens, life resumes, everything is obliterated. Mind tuck.

I wish that there was enough distributed money in the world to rid the world of any poverty status.

Then gold, water, everything will rise a lot, money will become what you just mentioned - nothing. The other thing is just a useless dream.

I wish that people would call themself "people", not - english, french, germans, americans... I wish that we can be united as one independent nation of people.

We unite as people. That leads to uniform languages, idealistically, religion, and etc. We become so uniformed that there's no difference between anyone even appearances.

I wish for death to thy enemies.

Then even your friends will hate you for being a cold-blooded murderer.

Unknown wrote:

Then even your friends will hate you for being a cold-blooded murderer.

Someone say my name?

You wish everyone is saying your name but no one knows who you are.

I wish I could make an incorruptible wish.

Your wish is granted until someone makes a wish that ends up corrupting your wish making your wish null and void

I wish I had money without happiness

*gives you one Indian rupee*
:3

I wish for a small undead invasion in which I will be the hero.

You become as great as them and surpass them all. But you get banned from everything they do because of your greatness

I wish that i don't have the ability to procrastinate.

Then you wouldn't have time for fun!

I wish for immortality! MWAHERHERHER!