Vinceh'! ze' Awesomeness

Subject: Vinceh'! ze' Awesomeness Tue Jul 05, 2011 4:16 am

'Howdy 'partna!

The name is Vinceh'!

I wish to rule over 'ze lot of ya'll!
My superior form of mindset and skills make anyone else here beneath me!

*Drops his pants to show-off his gigantic 'goodies.*

*Fan-boys faint in the crowd.*

I hope you guys really like me! Beneath my cocky personality, there is more cockiness waiting for you! I am really not that bad of a guy. Just as long as you follow these regulations.

I. Never dare touch my 'awesomeness!

II. Never make direct eye contact. Those who do, will break down under the intensity of his awesomeness.

III. Never refer to me as anything else besides the following: "Papi"

IV. Never 'eva attempt to create conversation with his awesomeness! Worms, by that I mean everyone here, may only speak if given the right to, or if questioned by his 'awesomeness.

V. His awesomeness may at times put worms down. In common occasions he will continue until one is "put out of his misery". His awesomeness will not be held responsible for suicidal thoughts or actions.

VI. If his awesomeness is roaming through the chat box, worms must greet him, drop to their knees, and beg to kiss his ring. Once, and only once, permission has been granted worms must pucker their lips as his awesomeness prepares the ring for unworthy lips. His awesomeness will drop his pants and one must kiss the ring that is snuggly fit 'round his enormous shaft.

VII. If a worm is dueling his awesomeness, they must lose 'ze duel or else. If one refuses, his awesomeness will disconnect and choke-out 'dis mofoka'!

VIII. If one is insulted by his awesomeness, don't try to play it off as a tuff guy. One must drop to the filth, where he belongs, and begin to weep like a little girl.

IX. Take everything that comes out of his awesomeness' mouth as an insult.

X. Once in a while, his awesomeness will spit on worms for his own personal humor and satisfaction. If one shows even the slightest form of disgust, they will get their * beaten on 'ze spot! One must learn to accept what they are. WORMS!

XI. If his awesomeness develops sexual desires with any worm, which is highly unlikely I mean c'mon let's face it his awesomeness is too great for 'ze lot off you, they must accept him as their "abuser" for the rest of their pathetic life! Then they must engage in a passionate, romantic lip-lock. Tounge will be used or else it will be chopped off with a guillotine.

So as long as you follow these regulations, I will not harass you as much. I may seem as an "a**". Well, I am one, so accept the fact that I am!

~His awesomeness, Vinceh'!

Subject: Re: Vinceh'! ze' Awesomeness Tue Jul 05, 2011 4:36 am

*Walks to you, puts face to face and stares you in the eye*
Manners, manners!!

Know your place, until you've proven to everyone you have the right to be cocky, soldier!

Welcome, though. Interesting non-boring people are always fun to have.
Just mind to not use too much sexual content in your messages.

Subject: Re: Vinceh'! ze' Awesomeness Tue Jul 05, 2011 4:37 am

*facepalm* that isn't forbidden.

Welcome!

Subject: Re: Vinceh'! ze' Awesomeness Tue Jul 05, 2011 4:38 am

tl;dr
Heya Vinceh, welcome to WDA

Subject: Re: Vinceh'! ze' Awesomeness Tue Jul 05, 2011 4:40 am

Lmfaooo. Thx for the warm welcome. :D

Subject: Re: Vinceh'! ze' Awesomeness Tue Jul 05, 2011 4:41 am

You're welcome. blink

Have fun here and stuff. ^^
Forgot to say that, hehe.

Subject: Re: Vinceh'! ze' Awesomeness Tue Jul 05, 2011 4:42 am

Oh yea,check my siggy if you try to imply your rules to me,that will happen to you. :D 2 of the siggys will be your fate,one of them is me looking at you like a maniac :D

Subject: Re: Vinceh'! ze' Awesomeness Tue Jul 05, 2011 4:57 am

You said that your awesomeness makes people think of suicidal thoughts yeah right!! :D You couldnt make anyone have suicidal thoughts or scare anyone on here.
Welcome to WDA gl and hf

Subject: Re: Vinceh'! ze' Awesomeness Tue Jul 05, 2011 5:00 am

You actually read his wall-o-text? God you are one patient man.

Subject: Re: Vinceh'! ze' Awesomeness Tue Jul 05, 2011 5:12 am

Ohhh,you joined Vinceh.
Well,welcome and have fun.

Subject: Re: Vinceh'! ze' Awesomeness Tue Jul 05, 2011 5:14 am

You aren't 12,shadow D:

Subject: Re: Vinceh'! ze' Awesomeness Tue Jul 05, 2011 5:15 am

This will be amusing...

*walks up, pulls out an M16 and puts a bullet into both your kneecaps*

We clear?

Subject: Re: Vinceh'! ze' Awesomeness Tue Jul 05, 2011 5:17 am

Fish wrote:: This will be amusing...

*walks up, pulls out an M16 and puts a bullet into both your kneecaps*

We clear?

you are real OG :D

Subject: Re: Vinceh'! ze' Awesomeness Tue Jul 05, 2011 5:25 am

I, Cell, have read these guidelines and will now discard them frm my memory. Welcome to WDA. I shall now refer to you as Raditz.

Subject: Re: Vinceh'! ze' Awesomeness Tue Jul 05, 2011 5:33 am

You are pretty random.

Subject: Re: Vinceh'! ze' Awesomeness Tue Jul 05, 2011 5:36 am

I shall call you Naru.

Subject: Re: Vinceh'! ze' Awesomeness Tue Jul 05, 2011 5:45 am

You can call me anything, lil garl. blink

Subject: Re: Vinceh'! ze' Awesomeness Tue Jul 05, 2011 5:46 am

*puts bullets in your feet now*

Were we not clear? I'm sorry. I should explain in a more detailed manner.

Maybe starting at your feet, then making my way up...

Subject: Re: Vinceh'! ze' Awesomeness Tue Jul 05, 2011 5:46 am

"We are many you are but one!"
In America!

Subject: Re: Vinceh'! ze' Awesomeness Tue Jul 05, 2011 6:08 am

he never saw me I guess... the one and only mr. awesome is the prince of chaos of course o.O

Subject: Re: Vinceh'! ze' Awesomeness Tue Jul 05, 2011 6:18 am

Papi!!!!!!! Welcome to da forum! I'm zeeeee fantasicoo Unknown!

Subject: Re: Vinceh'! ze' Awesomeness Tue Jul 05, 2011 6:22 am

You got hit in the head too?

Subject: Re: Vinceh'! ze' Awesomeness Tue Jul 05, 2011 4:23 pm

:D we should be friends! like now! welcome, welcome to WDA,the only place where sackers are far better in comparison to the Packers.

Subject: Re: Vinceh'! ze' Awesomeness Tue Jul 05, 2011 6:49 pm

D-JR wrote:: "We are many you are but one!"
In America!

"You are many but we are one!"
In Soviet Russia!

Subject: Re: Vinceh'! ze' Awesomeness Tue Jul 05, 2011 7:45 pm

Nobody wrote:

D-JR wrote:: "We are many you are but one!"
In America!

"You are many but we are one!"
In Soviet Russia!

In capitalist America the bank robs you!

In Capitalist America we have the right to bear arms...In soviet Russia we have the right to ARM BEARS!!! ;D

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