Mine? frankie boyle.
Quotes:
Frankie Boyle: I always wanted a gay dad, because you remember school, that argument " My dad will batter your dad, my dad will batter your dad" i always wanted to say " Hey, my dad will SHAG your dad"... " and your dad will enjoy it"
I was going through a town called Bathgate at around 11 o'clock at night. And there was a guy leaning and pissing against a front door. He then took out his keys and went inside
What was wrong with train toilet doors that just locked, instead of this multiple choice system? If anything goes wrong, you'll be sitting there while the whole toilet wall slowly slides away, unveiling you like a prize on a quiz show. For 500 points, a shitting woman
Unlikely things to see on a greeting card? Congratulations on passing your test! Your HIV positive.
If Harry Potter's so magical, why can’t he cure his own eyesight and get laid
