First day at DN Trolling

Subject: First day at DN Trolling Sun Nov 18, 2012 11:41 am

Quote :: Kimo Force: Cockadoodledoo?
Kimo Force: Ah, don't act like you can't read me, don't worry; I'm a friendly.
Kimo Force: So....wanna be friends?
Kimo Force: Okay, I get it. Random troll just barges in and says "Hey, let's be friends, that's cool", and you just ignore him, that's normal, my friend.
Kimo Force: But not even a "Hi"? Not even a "Talk to me again and I'll ban you:?
Kimo Force: Are you all hardwired to be really patient with people? Cause that's pretty awesome, I kid you not. I should learn how to do that sometimes.
Kimo Force: You know, I once slipped on the bathroom rug because I was running real fast as soon as my sister got out, because I could barely hold it any further.
Kimo Force: And when I'm in a hurry, I leave home with the most awkward clothes you could ever see.
Kimo Force: But really, I just wanna be friends, nothing more.
Kimo Force: Y'know what?
Kimo Force: -Pats you on the back- You're a fine man, mate. Love your work, keep it up.
Kimo Force: By the way, anyone asks I talked to you, tell them I died in an earthquake.
Kimo Force: That gets 'em everytime.
Kimo Force: -Knocks on thine head- You are awesome when you're silent, man.
Black Luster Rooster: i was absorbed by your bathroom story
Kimo Force: Y-Y-You spoke!
Kimo Force: Holy mother of roosters! It's the apocalypse!
Kimo Force: Now I'm just scared.
Kimo Force: ;-;
Black Luster Rooster: then i should remain silent again
Kimo Force: Oh no no no, it's fine, but it's quite scary the first time when a bold character suddenly speaks.
Kimo Force: Cartoons, man. Gotta love 'em.
Black Luster Rooster has logged out
Black Luster Rooster has logged in
Black Luster Rooster: do you have our ''conversation'' still open?
Kimo Force: Yes, I do.
Kimo Force: You're not going to slit my throat, are you? Or feed me to giant gummy dragons?
Black Luster Rooster: nah i just want a screenshot of it if possible
Kimo Force: Oh, ah, of course. Certaintly.
Kimo Force: I can record the whole conversation and send it to you via PM on DN Forums.
Black Luster Rooster: id prefer u sent me till the point i said id remainsilent^^
Kimo Force: Oh, okay.
Kimo Force: Now let me copy this and send it to ya, gimma a sec.
Black Luster Rooster: screenshot would be better
Kimo Force: "I'm a little tea pot short and trout, here is my handle, here is my butt."
Kimo Force: Okay.
Kimo Force: I'll do both.
Kimo Force: By the way, love your username.
Kimo Force: Okay, done with the screenshot. Now to upload.
Kimo Force: https://2img.net/h/i1198.photobucket.com/albums/aa452/KimoForce/lolwat.png
Kimo Force: Ah, there you go, kind sir. We accept refunds.
Black Luster Rooster: ty!!
Kimo Force: Anytime.
Kimo Force: So...I'm new to this trolling thing. Did I do well?
Black Luster Rooster: WUT?I GOT TROLLED?
Kimo Force: Uh oh. Here comes the ban hammer.
Kimo Force: God have mercy!
Black Luster Rooster: seriously now,u were trolling?
Kimo Force: I..I guess so. Isn't that how it's usually like?
Kimo Force: But I didn't mean to annoy you or anything.
Kimo Force: I mean, what I know is that it involves just spitting random stuff and watch someone's reaction according to what I collected.
Black Luster Rooster: nah,it was successful especially if u really are new to troll way of living
Black Luster Rooster: btw i think u still trolling me
Kimo Force: But apparently, my resources are most possibly limited due to my lack of exposure to mature content.
Kimo Force: I--I'm so sorry, I'll stop now.

So.....how'd I do?

Subject: Re: First day at DN Trolling Sun Nov 18, 2012 12:45 pm

Best not to tell someone when you're actually trolling.

Subject: Re: First day at DN Trolling Sun Nov 18, 2012 10:14 pm

Extended Asshole Version:

Spoiler:

What I said in a nutshell:

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Subject: Re: First day at DN Trolling Sun Nov 18, 2012 11:33 pm

You're new to that.

He was counter-trolling, all DN admins are instantly good trolls.

Subject: Re: First day at DN Trolling Mon Nov 19, 2012 7:35 am

X;;;D Kimo that was good stuff my friend good stuff

Subject: Re: First day at DN Trolling Mon Nov 19, 2012 10:12 am

@ Lupe, no, no it's not, that's just what all the bad trolls do.
Kimo is the right sort of troll: The one who makes it an art, as it should be.
Next time don't tell them you're trolling, but I'd say it was quite awesome. blink

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