Nourii-chan's List of Stolen Questions

W-Wait, did I say Stolen out loud?!

List of questions:
Q: If I melt an ice cube, put the water in an ice-cube container, then put it in the freezer to turn it back into an ice cube, is it considered necromancy?

Q: What is love? No, seriously?

Q: If man evolved from apes, why do we still have apes?

Q: How does one draw a blank?

Q: If a cow laughed really hard, would milk come out of its nose?

Q: Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Q: If practice makes perfect, and there is no such thing as perfect, why practice?

Q: If a 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

Q: What hair color do they put on the drivers licenses of bald men?

Q: Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

Q: If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?

Q: Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Q: Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

Q: Does a postman deliver his own mail?

Q: Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out"?

Q: What came first, the fruit or the color orange?

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Q: Do bald men was their heads with soap or shampoo?

Q: why are rubber duckies yellow when most real ducks aren't?

Q: Does anyone actually kill two birds with one stone?

Q: Do birds pee?

Q: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Q: How do you throw away a garbage can?

Q: In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end?

Q: Why do donuts have holes?

Q: If you were on a plane going the speed of sound and walked from the back of the plane to the front, would you be walking faster than the speed of sound?

Q: If you're born at exactly midnight is your birthday on both those days?

Q: Why do we say "bye bye" but not "hi hi"?

Q: If someone can't see, they're blind and if someone cant hear, they're deaf, so what do you call people who can't smell?

Q: Does the President have to pay taxes?

Q: If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?

Q: If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

Q: What ever happened to an E grade? We have A,B,C,D,F but no E.

Q: Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?

Q: If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?

Q: Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?

Q: How come the sun makes your skin darker but your hair lighter?

Q: Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?

Q: Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?

Q: If Americans throw rice at weddings, do the Chinese throw hamburgers?

Q: Why is it that when a person tells you there's over a million stars in the universe you believe them, but if someone tells you there's wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?

Q: Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

Q: Aren't all generalizations false?

Q: How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?

Q: How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?

Q: If your feet smell and your nose runs, are you built upside down?

Q: If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?

Q: Am I cute?


Yeah, I really did steal them all. Except the first and last questions, though.

Q: What is love? No, seriously?

Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometres away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope. This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, 'love' is a matter of odds. Not many people could make such a shot, and strangely enough, not many people would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together, achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds.

Q: What hair color do they put on the drivers licenses of bald men?
They put your natural hair color. You're typically gonna have hair elsewhere on your body.

Q: Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
You're wiping dead skin cells off onto the towel making it dirty. Although I know a lot of people that hang them up and reuse them.

Q: Do bald men was their heads with soap or shampoo?
Soap, you can actually wash your hair with soap but it tends to dry it out.

Q: Do birds pee?
Birds eject their poop and pee at the same time. When a bird "poops" that is actually it's pee and poop.

Q: If you're born at exactly midnight is your birthday on both those days?
Midnight is the beginning of the new day. So no.

Q: What ever happened to an E grade? We have A,B,C,D,F but no E.
Where I went to school, we had A,B,C, and F. No D. Explain that.

Q: Am I cute?
Your chat avatar is.


I have one for you. Why is there braille on the drive through ATM?

1.) Yes.
2.) When we were still a less evolved species, man was like most other pack animals: Dominant male gets all the women and gets all the mating. As such, less dominant beta males needed a way to mate with women, and so started doing the “love” thing. They would basically be better partners than alpha males. They would make a home and protect the woman and any offspring they would have had, and so women wanted to mate with them, and so dominant alpha males had to copy some of that behaviour to mate as well. In time it developed into love and as such, love is pretty much just a tool for human beings to get laid and have offspring in terms of evolution- Avoiding alpha male domination and nerds passing on their genes.
3.) We only evolved from a certain species of ape, which happened to discover fire. The rest stayed like apes.
4.) Like this: https://2img.net/r/ihimg/f/835/84756017.png/
5.) Not unless it was drinking milk, and I don’t think cows do that except for when they’re young.
6.) Contrary to popular belief, vegetarians don’t exist.
7.) To get as close to perfect as physically possible.
8.) 7-11’s name came from being open 11 hours a day, 7 days a week. The locks came from the old stores which did close, or the stores which they bought when they originally opened shop. (they didn’t build their own stores)
9.) Answered by Mina
10.) It depends on if you’re utilizing that vacuum or if you’re in it and are having your insides sucked out through your eyeballs.
11.) By checking other dictionaries.
12.) Glue bottles are (attempted to be) kept away from fresh air to avoid the moisture in glue drying up and therefore to avoid the glue from drying and sticking. Even if it did stick, glue doesn’t stick to more glue usually, so it would just form a thin layer of glue between the other glue and the sides of the bottle.
13.) Answered by Mina
14.) It depends on where he lived and what region he was delivering mail to, but theoretically, it could happen.
15.) Somebody in Holland. It mainly began and spread through Europe, which is why many east-asian people (such as Chinese people) are lactose intolerant. They never evolved to drink much milk when they were adults, and so when they’re young and stop drinking their mother’s milk their body stops producing the lactase required to break down the milk.
16.) The colour.
17.) The egg. Chickens evolved from reptiles (dinosaurs) which laid eggs.
18.) They don’t. They use shoe, brass or china polish, depending on their skin colour.
19.) Baby ducklings begin with a soft, yellow down instead of feathers.
20.) Maybe, but it’s doubtful. It’s more a saying.
21.) No, it all comes out as poop. (Which is why it’s liquid.)
22.) It depends entirely on the tootsie pop (whatever the hell a tootsie pop is), the size of your tongue, and how saliva-wet your tongue is.
23.) At a dump.
24.) So that any ink from the other pages, if it is still wet due to some error in the process, does not ruin the back of the book.
25.) So that they can be cooked thoroughly, quickly, in fryers. Some donut do not. (I prefer the ones that don’t, that are filled instead.)
26.) You would be walking –inside- something that was travelling at the speed of sound, but technically, yes.
27.) No, everything from 11:59:59 is Monday, and everything from 12:00:00 is Tuesday.
28.) If you’re walking away, you’re more likely not to hear the first “bye” than if you’re walking, instead, towards somebody.
29.) Anosmia is a complete loss of smell. Hyposmia is a partial loss of smell. Therefore it would be anosmic or hyposmic, I believe.
30.) Yes.
31.) No, it has to call another ambulance to that location. Seriously. It has happened.
32.) Because the fact that nobody cares is intrinsically tragic and therefore is noted in the arts.
33.) E does exist, but you may as well have an F because they basically mean the same thing.
34.) Yes.
35.) If used on a bird’s bare skin like on a human’s bare skin, then yes. Your hairs can tickle somebody else, but does your head always get tickled?
36.) Because it is human instinct not to belittle your victory or success.
37.) It is to do with chromatids in your skin and hair. Your hair is largely to keep your head from being too warm or too cold, and so to avoid overheating it becomes white to reflect more of the sunlight. Your skin becomes dark because of its exposure to UV (Ultraviolet) light and thus needs to be able to absorb more to avoid being damaged by it.
38.) Black with white stripes.
39.) It doesn’t, that’s just a popular illustration for the storyline because it makes it less brutal, gory and tragic.
40.) No, they don’t throw anything. They’re not American. Americans shouldn’t throw rice either, it makes birds explode.
41.) You must be stupid, I don’t tend to touch wet paint.
42.) I have no idea what this “full effect of alphabet soup” is, but I doubt it, because they probably wouldn’t know what the alphabet is and what the letters were.
43.) It depends entirely on the generalization and situation in question.
44.) Guns are bigger than bullets.
45.) They don’t absorb the water, they just hide it. Sponges actually take up more space in the ocean, so it would become more shallow.
46.) No, you’re just very, very talented.
47.) You can buy liquor with a passport or any trusted form of age identification, and bars have parking lots for their employees.
48.) Your chat avatar is cute, as Mina said, and you’ll have to post a picture of yourself if you want us to answer that.
49.) A blind guy might be in the passenger seat.

Fish wrote:

Guns are bigger than bullets.

Win.
~
Well, thank you for breaking me. O.O
You must have been very bored.
By the way, the cuteness question, I meant personality-wise :<

Q: If I melt an ice cube, put the water in an ice-cube container, then put it in the freezer to turn it back into an ice cube, is it considered necromancy?

No

Q: What is love? No, seriously?

Something were both individual, can have a communal feel for each other and know how to fucking prioritize their god damned time, friends, girlfriend/boyfriend, especially their families. (Yeah. Had a bad shit with this.)

Q: If man evolved from apes, why do we still have apes?

'Cause they were cursed not to become a man 'cause of their brains.

Q: How does one draw a blank?

By excreting it through their genitals.

Q: If a cow laughed really hard, would milk come out of its nose?

No, something gooie nominated and manifested by the scientists in order to study in turn which will form to a resourceful material and gain its earnings through the scientific world, a.k.a. 'Saliva/Water from nose'

Q: Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Only when titled.

Q: If practice makes perfect, and there is no such thing as perfect, why practice?

'Cause it's a sayin'.

Q: If a 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

'Cause the manifested Lord said so.

Q: What hair color do they put on the drivers licenses of bald men?

None. They just shit their eyes.

Q: Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

Yeah, though there are things called mouths to suck some other things.

Q: If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?

Google.

Q: Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

'Cause it's engineered with a different chemical which disable its ability to stick into any sort of fabric composing of slick or slithery things such as a bottle and metal.

Q: Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

What if they had mud?

Q: Does a postman deliver his own mail?

Yep.

Q: Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out"?

The person who's sucking on a girl's b****s.

Q: What came first, the fruit or the color orange?

The letter A.

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg?

You.

Q: Do bald men wash their heads with soap or shampoo?

Soap.

Q: Why are rubber duckies yellow when most real ducks aren't?

'Cause they just finished having diarrhea.

Q: Does anyone actually kill two birds with one stone?

Play a gun shoot out during a Japanese type of festival and you'll find out how.

Q: Do birds pee?

Yeah.

Q: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Enough licks to get a girl's center.

Q: How do you throw away a garbage can?

Throwing it at you.

Q: In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end?

So you can write how crappy/good the book is.

Q: Why do donuts have holes?

For them to get f****d.

Q: If you were on a plane going the speed of sound and walked from the back of the plane to the front, would you be walking faster than the speed of sound?

You'll get thrown.

Q: If you're born at exactly midnight is your birthday on both those days?

On the new day.

Q: Why do we say "bye bye" but not "hi hi"?

'Cause it's stupid.

Q: If someone can't see, they're blind and if someone cant hear, they're deaf, so what do you call people who can't smell?

Starfish.

Q: Does the President have to pay taxes?

No.

Q: If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?

I'd go GTA and run over people on my way, literally.

Q: If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

Who the heck is he?

Q: What ever happened to an E grade? We have A,B,C,D,F but no E.

An elephant ate it.

Q: Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?

I thought I read d**k...

Q: If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?

What kinda birds?

Q: Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?

'Cause they don't wanna say 'You're a loser' bluntly, or they just didn't wanna get banned from the game.

Q: How come the sun makes your skin darker but your hair lighter?

'Cause it says, 'FU, I make you crap like a baws.'

Q: Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?

They're in between my pants.

Q: Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?

When you're actually f*****g.

Q: If Americans throw rice at weddings, do the Chinese throw hamburgers?

No, cows. Most of them prefer raw.

Q: Why is it that when a person tells you there's over a million stars in the universe you believe them, but if someone tells you there's wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?

To make you aroused.

Q: Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

Tried it, made me dumber.

Q: Aren't all generalizations false?

Nah, just you.

Q: How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?

He's afraid he might eat it on impulse.

Q: How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?

About the size of your brain x trillion times bigger.

Q: If your feet smell and your nose runs, are you built upside down?

I'd be built for a 69 position for dogs.

Q: If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?

So the bartender can play hooky and get in you/get you in them.

Q: Am I cute?

*Points at llama* It says, "No."

The answer to all of them is Draaaven.