Warning Labels

Make a professional warning label concerning the above poster, based on personality or things he or she do. Here's an example:

Let's say the OP is Bob, and Bob has a bit of a temper.

[Warning: Bob has been tested and confirmed to be highly flammable. Keep away by at least three meters at all times. When within ten meters to Bob; making fun of Bob, saying a lame joke, or directly insulting his waifu will instantly cause Bob to combust. Flame can only be controlled by showing Bob "kawaii" photos. Please keep such photos nearby at all times for safety measurements.]

Basically, it's supposed to be something that's even remotely silly, and you stretch it out to ridiculous proportions. It's all good fun.

Same rules apply. No posting until after two other people have posted after you. Be nice; don't be too mean or too annoying. We're all here to have fun.

Now impress me.

WARNING: The above user does not comprehend anything that is not joyful, he also does not comprehend boobs. So basically he has no human emotion, but only acts like a robot who cheerfully talks to you as he stares deep into the depths of your soul looking for the true meaning of humanity while secretly plotting your demise with his evil goon known as supersmash.

[Warning: Males should at all cost stay away from LesbiHonest at a distance of 25m. Gay males should stay at a distance of 100m. This does not apply for an immunity for "Nonamie Delesbi". Exposure may cause dementia, mutilation, nausea, constipation, hemophiliac diarrhea, decapitation, mental retardation, damage to both internal and external body organs, infertility, and many other more complicated conditions we could not fit on this warning label.]

Warning: The individual named "Kimo Force" is aware of all your physical weak spots and will not refrain from exploiting his knowledge to cause harm to you. We advise you only approach him with extreme precaution, lest you be injured severily.

Warning: The above user is a goth metal german pirate who might shower you with weird music and viruses. Member discretion is advised.

Warning: this man has once thought about stealing nour but humbly declines to do so. Ignour this notion and proceed with the bounty.