Describe anime badly

Sure, let's steal more of these from Reddit!!1
Describe your favorite anime badly. Preferably if you have actually watched it. It's as the name suggests, it's like, uhh...

I'm not very creative at the moment but I'll copy some from Reddit.
"A dirty, shirtless boy who digs in the ground all day loudly proclaims about how awesome his drill is and freaks out a bunch of girls." (TTGL)
"A pedophile repeatedly molests a 10 year old girl, but it's okay because she's a ghost, and that's just the way he is so it's funny. He also helps out a bunch of mentally scarred girls and so they all want to fuck him." (Monogatari Series)

I think you get it by now. The difference between this and the last game? You have to have watched this and fuck up its description correctly! ;D

yeah yeah they're all copied from 4chan anyways, and that was probably ripped off somewhere else as well

er...Fate/stay night, Shirou is a normal high school student whose life turned upside down when a blonde pretty girl suddenly appeared in his garage.

Gundam 00, four pretty boys ride things, go around the world, and spread their ideology using their huge guns and swords.

Psycho pass, there are two pretty boys, one is trying to find and hunt the other, while our cute girl protagonist witnesses their game of hide and seek.

One Piece, the story is about this one-piece that literally even guys want to get their hands on, I dont know why.

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Code Geass
a story about a prince, that's surrounded by tons of girls, and makes everyone do whatever he wants.

Evangelion
the inspirational story of a wimpy young guy and his developing relationship with the 2 beauties at his work and the hardships he faces from bullies to homosexuality to public masturbation.

i'll do more later

Toaru Majutsu no Index is an unfortunate guy with a magic right hand and uses it to beat all the girls (except for best girl)

Angel beats: a bunch of kids in there afterlife who try to cause as much damage as possible then they all die and go to heaven

Medaka Box is an anime about MY WAIFU a girl with gigantic tits who poses like a playboy bunny for numerous episodes whilst "plot" happens.