Grim Reaper's Game

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Welcooome~ This is the game where you must kill yourself.
Step #1: Someone drops an item (That would be me)
Step #2: Someone else comes, uses the item to kill his or her self, and drops another item.
Step #3: Repeat Step #2

I drop a knife (This should be easy. But I also want some creativity!).


Approved by Fish.

i flip it, it hits me on the head

i drop an alpaca

Punches the alpaca
-alpaca kills Waldo-

I drop a drop of water

The drop of water was dropped from so far up that it came hurtling at my at 9001 mph and killed me. (No, it did not evaporate.)

I dropped a chocolate chip cookie.

I see the cookie lying on the floor, and proceed to eat it. I get several illnesses, for the cookie was in a toxic waste bin. I proceed to slowly die. As I hit the floor, taking my last breath, I drop my keys.

Uses key to enter aces house and accidentally presses the self destruct button

Drops pizza coupon

I get a paper cut from picking up the coupon and bleed to death.

I drop a cat.

I accidentally step on its tail, and it proceeds to claw me to death.

I drop green moldy cheese with legs (Be creatiiiiive) that has been in the fridge for 1,000 years or... whenever they made fridges.

I run after the green moldy cheese but it always out runs me so I give up but feeling sad the green moldy cheese sits down next to me and we talk about cheese and such (It was a really cheesy conversation). Feeling great after our conversation I can finally die in peace. *Dies*

*Drops the cow's udder*

*Sees the cow udder and see the pretty girl* Whew.... *Whistles and kisses Nour*

Shit....

*Dies from the kiss*

Bloody Kaizer wrote:

*Sees the cow udder and see the pretty girl* Whew.... *Whistles and kisses Nour*

Shit....

*Dies from the kiss*

you forgot to drop something

meh i'll just skip you

i drown in the cow udder
i drop a bottle of dr.pepper

I remember the awesomeness that is Steins;Gate, but I take the Dr. Pepper and smash it onto my head, killing myself, because I just can't wait for its movie! :D #Logical

I drop a y chromosome.

somehow causes me to mutate and making me a horrible mutant with blades as arms and legs which i use to kill me self

i drop a signature

It was a signature of a scary man with a chainsaw with a white mask. I looked at the date, it was Friday the 13th. I stared at the picture for a while, and the man came out of the screen and killed me.

My body was cut in two, on the ground, still bleeding (Yes, use that).

I commit suicide by enclosing myself into Nour's body after scraping out all her internal organs and stuff.

I dropped an orange.

i made it annoy me to death

i drop a shell

i blew it and i was suffocated to death cuz sand

I dropped a metrocard

i eat it and die(dunno)

i drop a movie

It makes me realize that I'm a terrible person and deserve to die, therefore I commit suicide.

I drop a Dango.

I see the dango, I try to eat it but it turns into dangozilla and it eats me.

Before I get munched to lunch, I drop a golden spork.

I let if get rusty(yes Gold gets rusty) the I kill myself with a rusty sport
I drop a slice of pizza

I allow it to rot and fester in the sun for a few days, then eat it with a nice glass of bleach. To kill the germs, ofc.

I drop a mobile phone

I use it to call my mother

I drop some deodorant

The magnetic name tag is super-powered, when I pick it up it pulls me to the south pole and my body slams hard on the ground that I get splattered into a million globules.

Only one item that has been dropped onto wherever the next poster shall be picking up that has not been turned into a globule is a headset.

I put on the headset and then Batman presses a button that makes the headset go crazy and makes a noise that makes my head explode.

My body drops to the floor and you notice my watch.