The Super Power Game

First topic message reminder :

(Bugged Digi about it, said the game is alright)

Time for the super power game, were you get your very own super power that counters the last poster. Pretty self explanatory. The each post should go a little something like this;

Post1: My super power is the ability to fly. D:<
Post2: My super power is the ability to hurl bolts of lightning. I STRIKE YOU DOWN!
Post3: My super power is to be a stretching rubber man. I punch you out and your lightning has no effect on me. :3

And so on and so forth. Please don't purposely try to god-mod in this game and try to purposely completely stump the next poster. Without farther ado;

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I want my super power to be technopathy, the ability to control electronics without touching or operating them.

DO NOT GOD MODE. NEXT TIME ANYONE DOES THAT THE GAME IS LOCKED AND WHOEVER WAS INVOLVED GETS STRIKED FOR SPAM.

In that case, mine own power shall be the power to melt people with my touch! I shake you're hand friend!

I have the ability to control gravity, pulling all your lances into a mass singularity, rendering your telekinesis useless.

i am a heartless i dont have a heart that jump out of my chest
and i take on every 1 that stands in my way :P

I wield Jinzo: The Abridged, which has the power to destroy all internet memes and references. Your kingdom hearts based abilities and conditions are no more.

my power allows me to destroy all internet conecctions in the world, so you'll never continue this game

My super power is the ability to make you pay taxes. You have no money left to pay the internet bills.

I have the power to make you undo things.

UNAWAAKAKADO

I have the power to slap you. Your redo power makes me slap you till you die.

My super power is the ability to transform. I transform into water so you cannot hurt me.

My super power is the ability to speed up the water cycle. I become a raincloud and pour water on your hairdryer's electrical cord making it die. I become water once more and resume my position before.

My super power is the ability to make temperatures exactly 1 degree, so as to stop your freezing, but so that you condense from your raincloud and back into water before you can locate and rain upon the hairdryer cord.

Power of super strength. Your power cannot fight against mine.

HADOKEN!

I have an IQ of 5000 and I strategically beat you up.

I have an invisible gun shield with a bullet sized opening on it. I'm not telling you where it is!

My super power is the ability to create holes in the fabric of space. I create a hole and retrieve my necessary materials to create nanobots who will feed me back information on where the opening is. I shoot you through the opening I located.

my supa pawa is that iam master of the Thu'um ... i say TIID KLO UL to slow time and to enter the hole that return the materials to u and say IIS SLEN NUS to freeze u which gives me the time to sharp my blade to kill you aaand ur dead

My power would be to stop time changes caused by others. so your slow down changed back to real time and i come in and end you.