Ruin a Wish game.

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I found this game on another forum and found it really very interesting lets start it here hope everyone will enjoy it

Make a wish, and let the next poster give you some bizarre result based upon your wish, and then they post a wish.

Example: I wish I had a million dollars. Reply: "You get one million dollars and arrested by the police for mysteriously robbing a bank.".


I'll start.
I wish I could fly.

it's a fake tablet that breaks in a day

i wish the person below me doesn't die before they post

I'm a ghost. I'm already dead(Seewutididthere?)

The next person doesn't become a servant of mine, I hope.

Unfortunately, Danna is the head priest of the church of ZUN and Shoji Meguro, so I am his faithful servant.

I wish Gensokyo was real, or if it is already real, to go there.

Wish granted, you go there and die there.

I wish I was hungry.

Nour Force wrote:

Wish granted, you go there and die there.

I wish I was hungry.

THAT'S FINE BY ME


Granted. You're dying of starvation.

I wish to not die in Gensokyo and become a Hourai Immortal like Kaguya, Eirin and Mokou.

EW_Zero wrote:

I wish to not die in Gensokyo and become a Hourai Immortal like Kaguya, Eirin and Mokou.

I shall use wordplay.
"I wish not to die in Gensokyo and become a Hourai Immortal"
Okay, lessee... in some terms, we can call this
"I wish not to die in Gensokyo and I wish not to become a Hourai Immortal"
So wish granted, you get a sudden heart attack.

I wish I had a bagel.

Nour Force wrote:

I wish I had a bagel.

Wish granted. You get your bagel but after eating it you become ill because the bread had mold on it.

I wish I had a nice cold Mountain Dew.

Granted, but you didnt realize you were diabetic and it kills you.

I wish I had a girlfriend who is beautiful inside and out and who loved me for who I was.

Wish granted! You find a girl that meets all your standards but then you find out she is really a dude.

I wish I had a wish.

Wish granted, but something goes terribly wrong.

I W15H PPLZ CUD 0NLY 5P33K 1337!

Nour Force wrote:

I W15H PPLZ CUD 0NLY 5P33K 1337!

Wish granted but eventually you have a psychotic breakdown from not being able to return to speaking or typing proper English with proper grammar.

I wish I could meet everyone on WDA in real life one time.

~Academy Jester~ wrote:

I wish I could meet everyone on WDA in real life one time.

Wish granted! J.J. Knight comes up to you and kills you.

I wish I wasn't lazy all the time.

Granted. You then proceed to work the very soul out of you and died.

I wish common sense would come back to Earth

Granted but at the cost of Earth loosing wisdom and intelligence.

I wish to be a god.

Granted! Sadly Asura came up and killed you (He has the power to do that).

I wish for a PS4.

Granted, but it isn't working.

I wish to have a dog.

(Btw who da heck is Asura? O_O)

Granted! But Filipinos kill and eat your dog (I'm Filipino so I can say this).

I wish for a fish on a dish.

(Btw, Asura from Asura's Wraith...he killed god.)

granted, however the fish will not stop sining justin bieber songs

I WANT A PONY

Wish granted, anti-bronies kill you.

I wish for a little star. :3 Twinkle Twinkle~

wish granted a star gets close to earth and head towards you destroying the planet in the process

i wish for more dots

Wish granted, but now people will post 100 dots instead of 1....................................................................................................

I wish I had courage to express my emotions.

you say too much and end up not knowing when you shouldn't say things and losing people you care about

i wish somoene would hugh meeh

Your air friend hugs you, and you feel even more lonely than before.

I wish I could stop time.

Granted. Dio kills you.

I want to go to Gensokyo.

granted but u need to go there with me!!! muahahahahah

i wish that i had a ghost rare stadust