Where would you hide your phone?

Note: This is not an original idea.

Okay, let's say that you love your phone. I mean, really. You won't let go of it. And suddenly, the government decides to make all phones illegal. You love it too much to let it go, hm? Where would you hide your phone if you were going to get inspected or something?

Kudos to whoever can keep the topic clean. Don't have to, though.

fine i'll be clean >_>
i'll grow an afro and hide it in my hair

Since phones are so useful, I would hide it regardless of the law because banning phones is sketchy. I would hide my phone in my wall.

I would hide my phone in my pocket.

Seriously. Who's going to shoot me for it? They'd not even see it. Breast pocket this is.

i'll hide it in my bra
i'll hide it in my tooth

I'd hide it in my drum kit.
Snare Drums are so roamy

Ike wrote:

I'd hide it in my drum kit.
Snare Drums are so roamy

Are drums portable?

In my pants.

In my book.

Pfft. In my *censored*.

Gabriel wrote:

Ike wrote:

I'd hide it in my drum kit.
Snare Drums are so roamy

Are drums portable?

Sure they are.

I would get boxers with pockets and hide it there

I'd hide it behind my heart inside of my body so when it vibrates I can get extra adrenaline! xD!

Oh, oh, in the museum's "banned phones of the ages" exhibit. :D

I hide it everyday, specially when I'm coming back from classes at night. Either hide it or get robbed. Such a wonderful country we have. I won't say where I put it though, they always check your pockets and instantly ask you to give them your cellphone so I had to figure out a better place...

Where you at, rjuto? I'd hate to live there ._.

Its ok RJ. I've stuffed my phone in my bra on desperate occasions too. You are not alone.

Duct tape it to my chest like the arc reactor.

My clothes tend to have a lot of pockets, unless i'm wearing pants. And usually two to three of them has a second layer. Second layer=MP3/ipod/whatever i have on me atm and first layer=metrocard/student ID. This trick never failed me.

Get the phone surgically implanted in your head :DDDDDDDDD

Acefire17 wrote:

Get the phone surgically implanted in your head :DDDDDDDDD

How would you use it, then?

Gabriel wrote:

Acefire17 wrote:

Get the phone surgically implanted in your head :DDDDDDDDD

How would you use it, then?

With your mind! DUHHH! xD

i hide with my kinds and mah wife