Tell us a story!

So, tell us something that happened to you. It can be funny, stupid, sad, whatever; just make sure it's something that actually happened to ya.

My first kiss was when I was like 6. Thing is I forced my kiss on some 10 year old girl by pretending to be asleep, then assassinating her with a kiss. I'm just asking little Unknown, "WTF?! DUDE THAT'S SO FUCKING WEIRD AND CREEPY AND WHAAAT?!" oh lawd.

My first kiss was to a girl called Elysia when I was 14, we kissed in a park on a small bridge over a tiny river and it was insanely romantic, but I ended up missing completely. We both just froze, face to face.
"... I think I missed."
"Yeah, I think you did."
"Again?"
"Yeah, again."

First kiss was with me friend Brett. Had just come out to him, and it just happened.

and Yes, I'm gay.

If we get one more post about first kisses, I'm changing the topic name.

I once got in trouble for telling my teacher to suck a dick. 

I once got in trouble for choke-slamming a friend through through a brick wall, when I was about 12.

Speaking of brick walls, there was this one time I climbed some really high brick wall when I was like 3 or 4. Idk why i did it, think some school mates told me too, and I did. So it's going all right until I fall down from the top, and my left knee is now forever scarred. Albeit 10 years has helped it out.

I nearly drowned my brother when I was 5.

I nearly drowned because of my sister when she was 5.

I almost drowned in a public swimming pool once when i was in first grade (around 5 or 6)...probably would have if my teacher's son didnt save me

My cousin attempted to drown me multiple times when I was a kid. That's the reason I never swim at their pool anymore.

I just got on the front page of imgur.

I once crashed my bike into a boat.