World Dueling Joke Shop

First topic message reminder :

Here at World Dueling Academy we all enjoy a good laugh (except Joker). As such, I've been inspired by our nutty staff members to collect a couple of our favorite toys as well as create a few of my own. These "toys" are for sale if the price is right. Use them with care though.
These jokes can only be performed by admins so it might take a while. When purchasing, send the details in a private message to an admin.

Mina's ROWNED
If you shell out 2 JC for everyday (Max 3 days), I'll change somebodies avatar. Just give me the picture you want and I'll force them to wear it with a smile. You know the avatar rules so know I won't break them. PM the pic to me if you like so it's a surprise, but post you're buying it here and that you'll pm me the details. State the JC amount and who it is in the post so they know how long it's going to last.

Fish' Troll Zapper!
Changing a face not good enough for you? For a mere 1 JC per day (Max 7 days) Fish will transform somebody into the 'Forbidden Troll" they never knew they were. This means they will get a custom rank, title, and a pink profile.

Kimo's Artistic Talent.
Ranks, titles, and avatars just not doing it for you. Fair enough. Kimo's got you covered. For 2 JC per day, you can have a signature placed into someone's profile. PM the details for a surprise. You have to give us the tag.

The Joker's Pie Shooter
For 1 JC, give a member a Pie-faced avatar for the laughs. However, they can still wipe it off, so use wisely. Also, it's cheap. Note that you may not be on when it happens if an admin isn't on at the time. Plus, inactive people can't wipe the pie off so it'll last longer for them. I recommend using this when an admin is on to do this right away.

Al-bhed's Tag Mag
If you are willing to pay 2 JC, Al will tag someone's signature. It'll last as long at it takes them to notice it's there. If they are smart or cleaver, it might not last long. This means I will add text to a signature. I suggest black if you want it to last longer. You may PM me for this to be a secret as to whom you're tagging and what it says, with the color info included too.

Kitouski's Genderbender Raygun
For a measly 1 JC, Kitouski will zap a member of your choice with his alien raygun instantly, switching their profile gender. They can change it back at will, but if you PM me the target, they might not notice right away.

Rjuto's Card Swapper
This slight of hand trick will change the favorite card of the person you choose. Just tell me who and what and I'll change it to whatever you wish. However, they can just change it right back once they notice. This will cost 1 JC.

Mina's Nail Polish Remover
My specially-made nail polish remover can eat through anything, especially our joke devices' effects. It'll cost you 4 JC plus the cost of the joke that was used on you however. Keep in mind that the first three jokes are the only ones you can't remove yourself. If the effect has already been in effect for a few days, it'll come at a discount. This will also keep you immune form the first three effects for a week.

Dr. Chuckles' Magical Cologne (OUT OF STOCK)
Dislike the joke shop and all the chaos that it can cause for you and your precious profile? No problem this is a free item that will prevent your profile from ever being affected by the joke shop. However it will lock you out of the joke shop forever. This item emits a horrible scent that only us young kids can smell, and we will refuse to serve you.

DigiDigi's Tomato Syrup
Feel bad about your choice to buy a magical cologne? DigiDigi can brew up some Tomato Syrup to drive away that hideous smell, ridding you of all its effects. Sorry, but you can't have it both ways. It'll cost 4 JC for the hammer to come out though. This will cost you 20 JC if you purchased a magical ward while one of the first three jokes were in effect.

Cologne List
Joker
MJ-R
Zaber
Turles
Rarikou


You can check your Joke Credit status here http://www.worldduelingacademy.com/t3195-achievement-levels-paths

Minako said the same thing, and it still shows for me, probably because it's too big some cant see it. Here, I'll rehost

Spoiler:

roflolololollololloooollolololpedo.

Umm....I haven't been rowned with the last image Shadow gave you. I DEMAND MY ROWNING! NOW!

Thanks Kimo! You made an Unknown happy today! :D

I look like Minako omg!!!

Sorry for double posting :D

Rowning Al 3 days.



Yes, now you know what was the "Minus" text for.

I'd like to rown Zero for 3 days with this https://2img.net/r/ihimizer/img440/7730/ssighitlerised.png

Al-Bhed wrote:

I'd like to rown Zero for 3 days with this https://2img.net/r/ihimizer/img440/7730/ssighitlerised.png

NO SHIT dont listen to his request >_> Its just a fake. Same as my post this is all in your dreams whoever admin sees this.

Well, I was going to wait for someone else to approve in case this was deemed inappropriate, but seeing this, screw it, rown applied

Zero wrote:

Al-Bhed wrote:

I'd like to rown Zero for 3 days with this https://2img.net/r/ihimizer/img440/7730/ssighitlerised.png

NO SHIT dont listen to his request >_> Its just a fake. Same as my post this is all in your dreams whoever admin sees this.

Why would you try to negate your own reality kid. Embrace it (even if everyone despice you for that, and they will).

Pyro, change the original rown back yourself or you are going to start losing random stuff from your profile, like your specialized rank or your pretty red color. you've been warned and you have little time btw, so for example it can happen in 5 minutes from now

Al-Bhed wrote:

Pyro, change the original rown back yourself or you are going to start losing random stuff from your profile, like your specialized rank or your pretty red color. you've been warned and you have little time btw, so for example it can happen in 5 minutes from now

Re-Rown me then, but while your at it get someone to edit that ugly stache thats why I hate it. I have no time atm to rown myself. Get someone to do it cuz now im gonna go off to order pizza and gtfo of my house and go explore the world.

Al-Bhed wrote:

I'd like to rown Zero for 3 days with this https://2img.net/r/ihimizer/img440/7730/ssighitlerised.png

Sorry to double post but rown over. My avi is back as normal and I am no longer a Nazi and the Nazi group is now dead.

Nazi group ain't dead, they are zombies and therefore undead,
damn black ops noobs not knowing the basics.

Ah, but are the undead who went nazi, or nazis who are undead?

Can I get Mina troll zapped for 2 days?