World Dueling Joke Shop

First topic message reminder :

Here at World Dueling Academy we all enjoy a good laugh (except Joker). As such, I've been inspired by our nutty staff members to collect a couple of our favorite toys as well as create a few of my own. These "toys" are for sale if the price is right. Use them with care though.
These jokes can only be performed by admins so it might take a while. When purchasing, send the details in a private message to an admin.

Mina's ROWNED
If you shell out 2 JC for everyday (Max 3 days), I'll change somebodies avatar. Just give me the picture you want and I'll force them to wear it with a smile. You know the avatar rules so know I won't break them. PM the pic to me if you like so it's a surprise, but post you're buying it here and that you'll pm me the details. State the JC amount and who it is in the post so they know how long it's going to last.

Fish' Troll Zapper!
Changing a face not good enough for you? For a mere 1 JC per day (Max 7 days) Fish will transform somebody into the 'Forbidden Troll" they never knew they were. This means they will get a custom rank, title, and a pink profile.

Kimo's Artistic Talent.
Ranks, titles, and avatars just not doing it for you. Fair enough. Kimo's got you covered. For 2 JC per day, you can have a signature placed into someone's profile. PM the details for a surprise. You have to give us the tag.

The Joker's Pie Shooter
For 1 JC, give a member a Pie-faced avatar for the laughs. However, they can still wipe it off, so use wisely. Also, it's cheap. Note that you may not be on when it happens if an admin isn't on at the time. Plus, inactive people can't wipe the pie off so it'll last longer for them. I recommend using this when an admin is on to do this right away.

Al-bhed's Tag Mag
If you are willing to pay 2 JC, Al will tag someone's signature. It'll last as long at it takes them to notice it's there. If they are smart or cleaver, it might not last long. This means I will add text to a signature. I suggest black if you want it to last longer. You may PM me for this to be a secret as to whom you're tagging and what it says, with the color info included too.

Kitouski's Genderbender Raygun
For a measly 1 JC, Kitouski will zap a member of your choice with his alien raygun instantly, switching their profile gender. They can change it back at will, but if you PM me the target, they might not notice right away.

Rjuto's Card Swapper
This slight of hand trick will change the favorite card of the person you choose. Just tell me who and what and I'll change it to whatever you wish. However, they can just change it right back once they notice. This will cost 1 JC.

Mina's Nail Polish Remover
My specially-made nail polish remover can eat through anything, especially our joke devices' effects. It'll cost you 4 JC plus the cost of the joke that was used on you however. Keep in mind that the first three jokes are the only ones you can't remove yourself. If the effect has already been in effect for a few days, it'll come at a discount. This will also keep you immune form the first three effects for a week.

Dr. Chuckles' Magical Cologne (OUT OF STOCK)
Dislike the joke shop and all the chaos that it can cause for you and your precious profile? No problem this is a free item that will prevent your profile from ever being affected by the joke shop. However it will lock you out of the joke shop forever. This item emits a horrible scent that only us young kids can smell, and we will refuse to serve you.

DigiDigi's Tomato Syrup
Feel bad about your choice to buy a magical cologne? DigiDigi can brew up some Tomato Syrup to drive away that hideous smell, ridding you of all its effects. Sorry, but you can't have it both ways. It'll cost 4 JC for the hammer to come out though. This will cost you 20 JC if you purchased a magical ward while one of the first three jokes were in effect.

Cologne List
Joker
MJ-R
Zaber
Turles
Rarikou


You can check your Joke Credit status here http://www.worldduelingacademy.com/t3195-achievement-levels-paths

Buying Kimo's Artistic Talent (without him having to actually do anything) for 3 days on digi.
-300 credits

I approve.

I need to waste some credits, so Rown Rarikou for three days with this:

Red wrote:

I need to waste some credits, so Rown Rarikou for three days with this:

good Luck with that

I'll take the cologne. I'm not much of a prankster, so i doubt ill be using these function

Rarikou wrote:

Red wrote:

I need to waste some credits, so Rown Rarikou for three days with this:

good Luck with that

I'll take the cologne. I'm not much of a prankster, so i doubt ill be using these function

Actually rari I think your rown will apply and then your cologne does. Because he requested it before you did.

Major rowning just for my birthday! 15 people.

-has subtracted credits and applied pics.-

Rowning xX-Saberboy for a day, because we call him saber, so I felt like making him look like it. Even got the famous "gazing in the distance in a random place with sword on the ground in emiya's dream" scene, so be grateful.
2 JC

99nour wrote:

Joker's got some tricks up his sleeve, so yeah, Joker's Pie Shooter on mido9 please. Let this be a memory of laughter (^w^)

Current JC before usage: 54 (I had a yellow name for 2 months and 1 week, right? :3)

Done. 17 JC left.

JC are not accumulative, each week they don't add, they just reset to the supply number.

Your Joke Credits value is only dependent on your Achievement Level, so the explanation of Joke Credits was put up here http://www.worldduelingacademy.com/t3195-achievement-levels-paths when the JC were created.

Here's how it works. Nour for example has an achievement level 4. On the topic it says that at level 4 your JC supply is 18, weekly. That means, every monday, regardless of how much she did or did not spend, nour's JC will become 18, so long as she stays on level 4.
Because it is so simple, and that would be half the reason it was made to be so simple really, you do not need an additional field for it, the newest amount of JC does not need to be confirmed by a mod either. That is because it simply resets, no need to keep track. If one has spend JC and you want to see how many he has left, simply check for the latest page of the joke shop and find the requests that person did in this week. It shouldn't be a post hunt, just their couple latest posts.

Kimo, since you have less than 10 Achievement Points you are not yet at Achievement Level 1, therefore you do not yet get JC. Your JC count is 0. If you were to hit level 1, then every two weeks your JC would become 2, and so on as explained in the topic.

As a sidenote, the other reason it was made like this is just so you wouldn't let it be and then suddenly be able to go on a shopping spree, being a JC millionaire. You do nothing to gain them and simply wait on it so it could easily get out of hand. They are not a currency.